Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Welcome to the Brewers Rant

Hello, and welcome to the Brewers rant.

I, Tyler Graham, and my colleague Bryan Hornbostel are here to get some honesty and truth out into the open. While some pussies (Ned Yost, Doug Melvin, Mark Attanasio) dance around the obvious with excuses for teams, we have no problem pointing out the obvious. We have spent our fair share of nights in Milwaukee watching our favorite team lose, and later getting drunk so we can forget the terrible night.

I have contemplated getting a website online so I can rant and rave about the Brewers, the team that I have loved for as long as I can remember. Let this not be limited to baseball, for I will be writing about the Green Bay Packers as well. Those of you that are looking to read about the Milwaukee Bucks, kindly press the little red x in the top right corner of the screen. Anyone posting about the Bucks, Bucks Related topics, Soccer, Nascar, or any posts supporting the current Brewers management will be subject to ridicule, and will most likely be blackballed from the blog.

Let me first tell you a little about what it is like to be a Brewers fan. As some of you know, the past couple of decades have not been kind to the Brewers. Because most of the people that I know are fans of the Minnesota Twins, I seem to have a problem being under a constant shit-storm of negativity and whiny assholes that do not know what it is like to be a fan of a losing team. Being a Brewers fan is like being kicked in the nuts repeatedly while somebody urinates in your mouth. What is even worse than the feelings previously mentioned is the fact that you have to deal with Cubs fans.

To kind of put the wrap on this intro, the purpose of this blog is to get some of my thoughts down, as well as provide some entertainment to the readers. Hope to see you soon.

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