New Updates, and Boo Birds in Milwaukee?

The Brewers have been on a tear as of late. Of course this is a good thing because all I have to look forward to this summer is lifting 80 pound bags of sand.

First things first, the Astros series. I was in attendance at Miller Park for all three games, and I have to say that I was impressed by the Brewers for the first time in a long while. The thing I was most impressed with was the pitching. Also, the home run ball has come back, which reminds me of the team that I watched last year. Braun is now on a tear, hitting a total of 16 home runs on the season. Prince Fielder also woke up from his funk, and has slammed a total of 10 into the stands. Ben Sheets has been ridiculous in has past few outings, and again against Huston finishing 8 2/3 innings with only one earned run. If we had this Ben Sheets last year, we would have been in the playoffs. Alright, I'm usually not a positive person, so lets get to the fun stuff.

While I was around Miller Park, I got a chance to get drunk and do a little heckling. My first obvious target was Miguel Tejada. This guy just can't get enough of the press. While he is hitting a very productive .310, he also found his way into the Mitchell Report and another embarrassing little fiasco on E:60. How ridiculous, first the guy buys a boatload of steroids and chastises the media for claiming that he did. Later he sits down for an interview with E:60, and it is revealed that he lied about his name and age. I realize that he had what it took to play in the big leagues, and that he had to lie about his age to get a shot at playing for some rookie league teams. Then came the time to set things straight with the club, he pussied out. What really pissed me off was his reaction during the interview. He gets up and leaves instead of using the the interview to explain his situation and get people to sympathize with him. Not only is Miguel Tejada a pussy, he's an asshole. Maybe he should stick to lying to federal agents, lying about his age is nothing compared to the shit he is standing in right now.

My next target was Gagne, who was actually away to be with his wife. This asshole was lucky that I didn't see him sitting in the bullpen. I laughed my ass off when they had the box from FedEx (containing the HGH) with his name on it copied right into the Mitchell Report. Let me get one thing off my chest. Eric Gagne looks like an unwiped smelly asshole, and I'm sure you could find one that pitches better. How do you pay this prick 10 million to close when he couldn't succeed as a setup man. At this point, I wouldn't trust Gagne to close a McDonald's. Does Doug Melvin realize that there is no magic potion that makes a pitcher better overnight? Oh yeah there is, but Gagne already got busted for that once. Do all of us a favor Eric, stay on the DL you cunt.

Mike Cameron has also really been grinding my gears. If you simply do the calculation comparing his at-bats to his strikeouts, you will see that Cameron strikes out 33% of the time. How is this bastard still batting 2nd in the lineup? Is Yost sleeping while Cameron is batting? Does he spill his coffee on the box score after every game? Bill Hall thinks that Cameron strikes out too much. Time to demote Cameron in the lineup a little bit.

Finally, I heard some strange booing in last nights game. It had something to do with Bill Hall being a pussy and telling his agent he wants to be traded. How does Bill think that he is going to get playing time when he can't hit a pitch with a tennis racket? Billy needs to learn a little something about baseball before he runs his mouth. Maybe he should talk to management before he whines to his agent about playing time.

I probably won't update very often, for I will be traveling to Kansas City to work.
Peace out bitches.